ugly drum jokes!!!

[Shawn40]

Hi Guys,

One of my favorite joke is :

Dennis Chambers, Dave Weckl and Vinnie are talking together and having fun drinking some beers...
Suddenly the conversation to become "hot" between Dave and Dennis :

Dennis ; I'm the best drummer !!!
Dave : No, it's me !!!
Dennis : I'm telling you Dave, I'm the best drummer !!!
Dave : No DC it's me, God told me.
Vinnie : ...Me I said that ?...

I like.
Peace everybody.

[FuseU1]

What did the drummer do when faced with the daunting prospect of eating & paying the bills?

1 Got into software programming / real estate / became a doctor / got a real day job.

2 Packed away the kit, put on some shades, a bandana, a shiny sports jersey & no belt, & a sheist-load a' bling, went out & bought a drum machine, & learned to dirty dance & "play" the turntable. [img]eek.gif[/img] [img]confused.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/thinking.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/sure.gif[/img]

[You DID say "Ugly drum jokes"].... ;cP

<font color="#a62a2a" size="1">[ September 21, 2004 12:51 PM: Message edited by: FuseU1 ]</font>